my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
How the world sees America.
Teenage cancer victim Kevin Cordasco’s wish to visit the cast and crew of Breaking Bad came true, and they offered to let him read the finale script. He decided to wait and watch it, but he died before its release. The premiere of season 5 was dedicated to his memory. Source
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.
The owl is so menacing omgreblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.
Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.
no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me
i can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday
how much more must we mackle
please unmute this vine, I swear
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone